March 2012
0 posts
“Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every...”
– Riccardo Tisci (via forever-and-alwayss)
Watchaubbbb:
imalwaysincluded:
cockstreetboys:
me
omg if I could hang out with alana I WOULD… I SO WOULD.
hahahaha you are the shit
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
February 2012
123 posts
sorry tumblr what the fuck is this
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
gingerhaze:
How to write a paper:
Go on Tumblr for a few hours
Lie on the floor
Cry
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
me: i'll get off the computer in a half an hour and do homework i have to do this i have to get this done ok
a half an hour later: i'll do it in twenty minutes that's it i promise
twenty minutes later: fifteen minutes THAT'S IT I SWEAR
fifteen minutes later: TEN MINUTES THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR
ten minutes later: yeah this isn't working
the next day
teacher: where's your homework
me: internet
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable
